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Yo Mama is So Fat

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Yo Mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a naked picture of Chef Boyardee in her wallet!
Yo Mama so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!
Yo Mama so fat, she has to lay in the driveway to put on her underwear.
Yo Mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family..."
Yo Mama so fat, that when the house burnt down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
Yo Mama so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo Mama so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo Mama so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo Mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Mama so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo Mama so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
Yo Mama so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo Mama so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo Mama so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Yo Mama so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo Mama so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo Mama so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo Mama so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo Mama so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo Mama so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo Mama so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo Mama so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.
Yo Mama so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
Yo Mama so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo Mama so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo Mama so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo Mama so fat, she's 36-24-36... but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo Mama so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo Mama so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

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